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    Ben's ZenMar 13, 2014 (a Thursday)

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    Writer's BlockFeb 06, 2014 (a Thursday)

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    Sometimes you've got to wait 32 million years for a good idea. More comics soon!

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    The Reason for the SeasonDec 21, 2013 (a Saturday)

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    Happy Holidays! Love, D8YO.

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    Santa's new GrooveDec 23, 2013 (a Monday)

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    Another holiday smash hit!!! wowee wowo wow wowee!

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    A Very Merry Orphan ChristmasDec 23, 2013 (a Monday)

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    Happy Holidays! Love, D8YO.

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    Home(less) for the HolidaysDec 21, 2013 (a Saturday)

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    Another Christmas comic? Whoa!

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    The Kiwi Sep 22, 2013 (a Sunday)

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    First Man problems Sep 14, 2013 (a Saturday)

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    Another Obama comic with the word “Problems” in the title. Check out our first one here.

    Also, this is relevant and timely.

    Come back soon for more delightful comic strip nonsense! We've got lots of big things on the way. For now, back to the cyber sex.

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    The Pants in the Family: Part 1 Sep 10, 2013 (a Tuesday)

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    So--the pants is like a person, but he’s made of pants. See, in this universe pant-creatures and human beings coexist. Okay? And somehow the primary character pair of pants-- he got that lady pregnant and he has a human family. Suspend your disbelief, okay?! There might even be more to it. (There is) Part 2 isn’t far behind. Honestly. Only 3-5 business days away. That’s a d8yo guarantee.

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    Galactic Gallery of Shame: Episode 2Aug 31, 2013 (a Saturday)

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    Wow! This is our first time actually making a part two in a series. (Check out the first installment here.) This is a major milestone and must be celebrated accordingly: Burger King, Sour Apple Sass Puckers and going to bed early.

    Yeah, it's Labor Day weekend, but that didn't stop us from working overtime to bring you this tasteful masterpiece. We've got lots more in the pipeline, so please pay us a visit again real soon.

    Well, we're off to soil all of our white clothing beyond recognition. Happy labor day!

    D8YO remains!

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    Mothership: Part 1Jun 18, 2013 (a Tuesday)

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    Page 1 of what will hopefully be the first ongoing series here.

    In case it's not completely obvious, the plot follows an intern named David, stationed aboard a vessel outside of time and space. This mysterious mothership is responsible for creating new universes. These universes are created by orgasms from a mysterious floating head named "Poo Jenkins", who is eternally hooked up to a virtual pornography machine. Hope that clears it all up! Stay tuned!

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    Night ShiftMay 04, 2013 (a Saturday)

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    What started as a half baked attempt to be "meta" eventually produced the worldwide phenomenon known as Travis the Testy Tooth. Originally created by a lesser known webcomic called "d8Yo". When asked where the original inspiration for character came from, d8Yo contributor Max Touchfree had this to say: "We thought it would be cool if we made a comic that took place in the like the header of our website, like it would be really trippy and shit. The tooth was just kind of added in at the last minute."

    Thankfully an up-and-coming dentist named Squash Patterson purchased the rights for the character (for a mere 15 dollars), and the Travis we know and love came to life. Squash started producing a series of teen magazines with the subversive goal of encouraging dental hygiene. Travis was featured prominently on every page, often interviewing teen heart throbs like Richard Armie Tunkle (RAT) and Maybles Bernseid about subjects like water pressure flossers and techniques for whitening. Like an angel from heaven, Travis the Testy Tooth popped off the page and into our hearts.

    Here we see the humble beginnings of the iconic tooth that would eventually spawn a global empire of dentistry products and theme parks.

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    Personal GrowthApr 06, 2013 (a Saturday)

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    We know a thing or two about laziness here at Dungeon-8YO (our creative HQ/creep-lair/scummy apartment) Honestly, it smells like the bathroom of a homeless shelter in here.

    Someone really ought to clean that litter box, but we were thinking maybe it would force these unevolved cats to start using the toilet like we humans mostly do (piss jars).

    Admittedly, we've been pretty lazy over here. Maybe our soul-sucking jobs are to blame. Or the unchecked depression and subsequent unmitigated alcoholism. At least one of us is going bald. Then you get home from a long day of work and you can either exercise and make dinner like a pussy, or you can drink and draw cartoons with your roommate that secretly hates you and is embarrassed of this website.

    Third option: Close the bedroom door. Netflix, comic books, and the endless stream of information, entertainment and erotica that is this beautiful Internet.

    One might ask themself...

    “What's the point of drawing a bunch of comics that no one reads?”

    Well, what’s the point of anything...?

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    The Cosmic Head From Earth 279-VMar 10, 2013 (a Sunday)

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    Nick at NightJan 19, 2013 (a Saturday)

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    Not pictured: Skeeter Valentine goes on a Mescaline binge and fights his Dad.

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    Christmas ShoesDec 22, 2012 (a Saturday)

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    If you've somehow managed to evade the horrible song we're referencing, nice work. Unfortunately, it looks like it is here to stay.

    This is the third installment of the d8yo Holiday (pretty much just Christmas) Spectacular! Is that enough goddamn Christmas for you yet?!

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    Don't Forget DonnerDec 19, 2012 (a Wednesday)

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    There's something special about the XXVI model reindeers... Something Santa didn't account for.

    A will to survive.

    We hope you enjoyed the second installment of the d8yo Holiday (pretty much just Christmas) Spectacular!

    We love Christmas themed action movies, and cloning chambers, so this comic was a fucking blast to make. Stay tuned for more holiday nonsense from your favorite online webcomic... XKCD!
    I mean, D8YO!

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    Pace yourselfDec 17, 2012 (a Monday)

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    Season's greetings, friends! This is the first installment of the d8yo Holiday (pretty much just Christmas) Spectacular!

    Around this festive time of year it's important to remember to know your limits. Lest you end up like this poor fellow.

    Lots more on the way, and we're talking rapid fire, goddamnit! Tell all the 14 year old boys you know about our website! They'll LOVE it. Come back soon!

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    Buzz McKnucklesDec 10, 2012 (a Monday)

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    "Buzz, you can't just appear in the clouds above a savanna and watch two elephants have sex."

    This comic has graduated from scribbles. A round of applause please.

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    Herman WhalemanDec 08, 2012 (a Saturday)

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    Continuing with our theme of giant, out of place phalic symbols, here's a whale-man going to work! What office building could hold him?

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    Dear DiaryDec 04, 2012 (a Tuesday)

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    Cheer up! We're all going to die alone eventually. :)

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    Tin FailNov 20, 2012 (a Tuesday)

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    Isn't it fucked up that people use microwaves? A metal box that literally radiates your food to make it warm.

    It probably gives you cancer! Trust us, we're doctors. ;)

    Let's all start reheating our leftovers on the stovetop.

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    Comic 34Nov 07, 2012 (a Wednesday)

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    Maybe the puppet is his dead son? Yeah, we made this one for ourselves. And you know what?



    We deserve it.

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    Alternate Dimension GarfieldOct 28, 2012 (a Sunday)

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    You've gotta love those embarrassing PSA's that have to explain to the ignorant masses how to be a person.

    It may seem a bit crude, but our intentions are pure. In case the message was too subtle for you: d8yo supports your right to love anyone you want! Aren't we progressive?

    Many new comics in store and maybe even an animation in the works! Come on, baby. Come back to us. We’ll treat you right. Honest.

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    8912 Presidental DebateOct 15, 2012 (a Monday)

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    We all know that the human race is destined to diverge into two distinct factions of elves and goblins, but the issues won't change much.

    Come back real soon. We’ve got buttloads of comics on the way. Seriously!

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    The Dark StorkOct 07, 2012 (a Sunday)

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    A-Bos? We aren't grown up enough to have a legitimate opinion on the subject. As you can see, we're still sorting out the facts surrounding how babies are made. But we had fun, didn't we?

    ...Didn't we?

    We did.

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    What's up?Sep 29, 2012 (a Saturday)

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    Welcome new contributing artist, some other guy whose name is of no importance! Now we are more powerful than ever before! Lots more in the works, so come back soon! Yes! Exclamatory sentences! Viva d8yo!

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    Fair TradeSep 16, 2012 (a Sunday)

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    Hey there, you! That certainly was a comic, wasn't it? Panels, pictures, word balloons, the goddamn works. We did it again!

    Thematically this means absolutely nothing, but it kind of makes you think, right?

    ...Right?

    What determines the objective worth of anything? Here's a brief questionnaire about something sort of like that. Sound off in the comments! Answer any, all, or none of these. It's likely you’ll select the “none” option.

    1. Would you romantically kiss and lick a particularly unkempt homeless man's lower back and upper butt area for one whole day in exchange for free Subway for a year? (This one is easy and makes us hungry)

    2. Would you rather lose two fingers or five toes? Two part question. Have you ever gotten a toe job? Details please.

    3. Would you rather visit d8yo.com again at some point in the future or get completely naked and puke out your own shit in front of all your friends, family, significant others, aquaintances and coworkers? (This one is obviously hypothetical. We appreciate your support!)

    4. Would you sell your soul for a real-life, fully functioning lightsaber? (You'd fucking better! Souls aren't even really real!)

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    The Silent ExplorerSep 01, 2012 (a Saturday)

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    Welcome back, false doubters! For no reason at all, imagine if the courageous spirit of the great Steve Irwin was kept from discorporating, contained in a space-age soul suit! Imagine he had the ability to unlock and explore all of space and time! But, for whatever reason, did not possess the ability to speak!

    That’s sort of what that thing is up there!

    Until, next time...Exsmellsior!

    *Apologies to any French-speaking visitors.

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    99 problemsAug 29, 2012 (a Wednesday)

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    Yeah, Obama says he listens to Jay-Z, but we all know if he's got headphones in the only thing he might possibly be listening to is the dark commands of his Space-Lizard Overlords. That’s right. We make "political comics" now. Come back in 3 weeks to see Mitt Romney tongue-kiss a baby.

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    Moon GoonsJul 30, 2012 (a Monday)

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    Well, that was short and depressing. But hey, the Moon! Let’s talk about that. Here are a few interesting factoids about our largest, most cherished, lifeless satellite:

    -The moon and the sun are actually two entirely distinct astronomical entities!

    -James Benson Irwin, lunar module pilot for Apollo 15, beat his family dog to death with an actual moon rock because he wouldn’t stop howling at the moon! What a world we live in!

    -The man in the moon’s name is Grover Berringer!

    -Despite 2009’s discovery of evidence of water on the moon, some scientists believe that it could still be bullshit.

    -Everyone that worked with Tom Hanks on Apollo 13 says he was just a complete dickhead. He’d lick all the food provided by craft services so no one else could partake and he never bothered to learn anyone’s name. Not even Kevin Bacon’s!

    -"Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest is the single greatest fucking song ever.

    -The word "Moon" is derived from ancient Roman mythology or something. Luna is Latin for moon. Luna, the slutty moon goddess, sometimes referred to as "Tuna Luna", is best known for frequently flashing her bare hind parts to the other gods. Yes, that’s where that comes from! Isn’t learning crazy?

    In Memory of Neil Armstrong (August 5, 1930 – August 25, 2012)

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    Galactic Gallery of Shame ep.1May 15, 2012 (a Tuesday)

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    Sorry! Yeah, it took us 3 years to make this. But come on, this is masterpiece level material. We could wait another 3 years. But we’re not going to, faceless pervert. No damnit. We’re going to push out more of this digital filth. And we’re going to do it...semi-consistently. That’s right, invisible audience of hot chicks, we’re going to fuck off on our day jobs as hard as it takes to get this heap running again. So who’s with us?....

    It doesn’t matter.


    People Cheese.

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    Queen Monet's Time Journey Part1Feb 17, 2012 (a Friday)

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    Do you enjoy...CATS?! SCIENCE FICTION? You ought to consider watching this film. It's not good, but it's got both those things in it.

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    Jack and the Giant TitOct 01, 2011 (a Saturday)

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    Blunderbore's golden eggs are great and all, but some treasures are priceless. Perverting fairy tales is one of our most refined specialties. Basically we wanted to put a giant tit in a panel and worked backwards from there. We got this web comic shit covered, don't worry about it.

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    History SchmistoryAug 18, 2011 (a Thursday)

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    Respect your elders, kids. Some lessons can’t be unlearned. It took us a while, but we got some new content up. We've got a lot more in the works though. Come back in four score and seven years and maybe we'll have finished another comic.

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    Russel and Vicky Go to the Movies... Almost.Jul 13, 2011 (a Wednesday)

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    Sadly the reality of it is some guys that beat women really do have big dicks. Like that scumbag Tommy Lee. Sure, he beats women better than he writes songs. But that doesn’t make it okay. They say one in four women has experienced domestic violence in her lifetime. That’s roughly equivalent to the number of women that don’t like artichoke that much but they’ll eat it anyway! DV isn’t funny, but the vile, manipulative dirtbags that get away with it should at least be accused of having small weiners on a fledgling web comic site nobody goes to. That’s one for the home team, ladies. All joking aside, they don’t fuck around with this shit in Canada. Also, this comic was drawn by a girl so it's okay.

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    Little BirdJun 26, 2011 (a Sunday)

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    Fuckin' birds man.

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    Like Old TimesJun 20, 2011 (a Monday)

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    Looks like the Old Man finally gets off His ass and does something. Question is, how did Tracy Morgan get God’s phone number? And if He's omniscient why's He watching TV? No, no, no, I'm afraid this comic is full of holes. Perhaps our holiest yet?
    Odds are the Catholic Church is going to have to add their stance on gay marriage to the long list of things they'll be forced to begrudgingly apologize for at some point. It's not like this whole thing is just going to blow over.

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    Am I Nuts?Jun 09, 2011 (a Thursday)

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    Who knows what's really going on in anybody else's head? You really can't judge a book by its cover, except for this one of course. But it’s safe to say that most of us could all use a bit more empathy in our daily lives. Quick example: You shouldn’t be rude to the teenage cashier if he got your order wrong at Noodles & Company. He might have a math test tomorrow that he didn't study for and he might be worried that his girlfriend could be pregnant. And maybe he hates his hideous girlfriend and he sucks at math. And what if the night before he had an off-putting dream about kissing a younger version of his father in an elevator made of human flesh? Top it off with some fire-rhea and you’ve got yourself a murder-suicide begging to happen. You just never really know, do you? So be nice, just in case.

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    Animal FriendlyMay 19, 2011 (a Thursday)

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    When an animal dies in fiction are you deeply disturbed? Distraught? Old Yeller, Bambi, the director's cut of Free Willy, etc. Wouldn't you rather see Braveheart get stretched to death than watch Turner say a final goodbye to a fading Hooch? Braveheart was just some racist drunk in a skirt anyhow. When a human character dies aren't you always at least kind of okay with it? Real life isn't much different. Except most real humans are flawed in ways an animal could never sink to. So why torture an animal in the name of science when you can do it to some junior asshole in training instead? Fuck these little condom fugitives. We got enough already. Strap 'em down and cure the ABC's of suffering for us old people. AIDS, Baldness and Cancer.

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    Roundabout RabbitMay 14, 2011 (a Saturday)

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    Move over Bugs, there’s a new rascally rabbit in town! There might be a more direct approach that this little guy didn’t consider, but that wouldn’t make for a very interesting comic strip. Lots of new content in the works so come back soon!

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    Am I a Pussy?May 05, 2011 (a Thursday)

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    Man up, hit the gym, delete from facebook.

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    Leaving LoveApr 18, 2011 (a Monday)

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    Here we find an adorably tragic tale illustrating of the fleeting nature of love. Love can grow from anywhere. And though it is often rooted in the most profound depths of our hearts it can be ripped away in the blink of an eye, gone forever. If you love someone tell them before it's too late. Before the unstoppable force of chaos wipes its backside with your entire existence and tosses you to the ground to wither away, forever alone.

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    The Perfect DayApr 11, 2011 (a Monday)

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    For some the perfect day is a a picnic at the beach, a baseball game and a long conversation with an old friend. For others it's a massage, a facial, and a good book in a relaxing bath. But for a lucky few it’s a belly full of T-Bell and a ride on a tremendous yet gentle flying sea giant. To each his own. Enjoy your day, friends. Imperfect as it may be, each one is a blessing.

    * All the items this character ordered were meatless, replacing the meat with beans. Because that’s the best way to order Taco Bell!

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    Kid DoctorMar 21, 2011 (a Monday)

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    It isn't that difficult to get into the mind of a beautiful woman. Tasteless garbage? Perhaps, but it was either this or another strip about a child molestation. We decided to class it up and cruise along the high road for a change. More comics coming soon! Sort of! And could there be a new short film on the way...?

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    Stranger LoveFeb 18, 2011 (a Friday)

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    Loneliness. It is ubiquitous, yet seldom noticed by anyone that is not themselves experiencing it. But nevertheless it shyly thrives, murmuring gently to itself in lightless pockets. Tucked away, silently mourning the loss of hope. Some find comfort in solitude. Others just never learned how to escape it. For those who so frivolously stumble upon intimacy it might be difficult to understand why anyone would pay money for something as basic as companionship, the simple touch of another. Yet it is commonplace all over the globe, and has been since mankind was in its infancy. Everyone needs to feel loved, whether it be emotionally or physically, for a lifetime or for an instant. And for that reason humanity's oldest profession is unequivocally its most significant.

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    Isaiah 14:12-20Jan 14, 2011 (a Friday)

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    Just like in the bible. Devout Christians we are not but we know a thing or two about falling from grace. More new comics on the way! Amen to that.

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    Circle Gets the SquareDec 29, 2010 (a Wednesday)

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    If you're a good dad then give yourself a pat on the back and smile brightly into a mirror. There aren't enough of you. It doesn't require any advanced degree of intellect or honor to impregnate someone. Unfortunately, almost anyone can do it! I could do it right now if someone would only allow me to penetrate them. But is a fleeting moment of pleasure really a fair trade for a lifetime of disappointment and resentment?

    Bad fathers, take responsibility for that renegade orgasm.

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    Tsk TskDec 25, 2010 (a Saturday)

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    This comic subtly suggests the dangers of consuming alcohol during the third trimester of a pregnancy. As most of us already know, an evil inter-dimensional entity will possess the decaying corpse of the unborn child and murder the obstetrician with its psychic dark magic.

    Happy Holidays!

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    Comic 12Dec 15, 2010 (a Wednesday)

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    This is Comic 12, it is a great comic, we all like it very much. Notice the colors and the shape of the panels. Excellent work.

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    The Hellfire Blues 2Dec 07, 2010 (a Tuesday)

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    To the offended: This is obviously a metaphor for the war in Iraq. We’re calling attention to the significance of what the American people don’t see. The missing panel represents the thick, blood-stained veil that is the American media, draped shamelessly over the tragically awful truth of an unjust war. There are no more heroes, only soldiers and liars.

    To the unoffended: No apologies for this one, standard infant sex gag.

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    The SpartanDec 03, 2010 (a Friday)

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    The epic fury of Grecian combat, the barbaric grasp of naked lust and a Shyamalan twist all crammed into 4 simple panels? Without the uncomfortable homo-eroticism of 300?! How do we do it?

    "With style, petit. With style."
    -Remy LeBeau

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    Looking for a FriendNov 27, 2010 (a Saturday)

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    A short film about an end to loneliness.

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    Dick in Real LifeNov 16, 2010 (a Tuesday)

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    Tom Hanks, the secret racist, he rips the shower curtain off at hotels and gets water all over the bathroom floor just to get his money's worth. Every time he rides a horse he has it killed immediately after. Tom Hanks came to my brother Daniel's pool party in 1998 and he flipped everybody off and left.

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    Comic Strip SuicideNov 12, 2010 (a Friday)

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    They say suicide is never the answer, but let's be realistic, there are always exceptions. Sometimes it actually makes a lot of sense. It is, after all, a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Solve it once, never have to worry about it popping up again down the line. But in all seriousness you probably shouldn't kill yourself. It's never as bad as it seems, kid. Sure, this poor comic strip didn’t have a whole lot going for it, but at least it wasn't Family Circus.

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    Gargoyle: It Can Happen To YouOct 28, 2010 (a Thursday)

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    It can happen to you.

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    DumptyOct 19, 2010 (a Tuesday)

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    Come back next week to see Mother Goose herself get kicked in the neck repeatedly by 2 stoned 13-year-old punks, both lacking an emotionally available paternal figure.

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    Corner DogzOct 15, 2010 (a Friday)

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    Those dogz be crazy. HBO’s The Wire meets one of those movies about dogs! So...Still hate this website and its creators? Does it help to know that the creators hate themselves? Go ahead and comment at the bottom. We don’t allow comments but you can write directly onto the monitor and go fuck yourself.

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    Heavy SkyOct 06, 2010 (a Wednesday)

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    That stupid sky. He's clearly oblivious to the ocean's contempt for him. Not complicated enough for you? Go read a book or something then, you fucking asshole.

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    Cat Sandwich - The MovieSep 29, 2010 (a Wednesday)

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    No cats were harmed in the making of this file.

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    The Hellfire Blues 1Sep 20, 2010 (a Monday)

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    What? Not impressed? Hey, they ain't all gonna be gold, buddy. But don't fret, anonymous Internet user. We've got this one covered. There is of course a "sister" website. Behind this link is a porno collection so robust it challenges the very framework of the Internet herself. Downloaded by a collective of mysterious men with dark pasts, it can only be described as The Crypt Keeper's Demented Porno Lair. Don't worry, it's all legal. ...We think.

    Enjoy!

    -Adolf R. Hitler (Not that Adolf Hitler!)

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    Marcy, I'm Home!May 04, 2006 (a Thursday)

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    Our first fabulous funny film

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