99 problemsAug 29, 2012 (a Wednesday)
Yeah, Obama says he listens to Jay-Z, but we all know if he's got headphones in the only thing he might possibly be listening to is the dark commands of his Space-Lizard Overlords. Thatâ€™s right. We make "political comics" now. Come back in 3 weeks to see Mitt Romney tongue-kiss a baby.